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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

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Bella acclimatises quickly to her new life as a vampire and she raises her daughter Renesmee with Edward and the rest of the Cullen clan. However, trouble looms large when vengeful vampire Irina incorrectly identifies the girl as an immortal child. The diabolical Volturi resolve to wipe out Renesmee so the Cullens must come together with other vampire clans and best friend Jacob and his Quileute wolf pack to fend off the ancient bloodsuckers.

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The concluding chapter of the outlandish fang-tasy series based on Stephenie Meyer's best-selling books delivers a master class in constructing CGI mountains out of molehills. The Twilight Saga: Treading Water would be more apt, considering how scriptwriter Melissa Rosenberg manages to expand 30 minutes of plot into two hours of anticipation and dread. A climactic battle royale between the diabolical Volturi and the Cullens is certainly spectacular and director Bill Condon, who also helmed Part 1, orchestrates this special effects-heavy mayhem with verve. Airborne vampires and snarling werewolves tumble acrobatically across the screen locked in brutal combat, their desperate struggles ended with a sickening snap of a neck or crude decapitation. Were these brave warriors anything but otherworldly creatures, who miraculously don't bleed when injured, the relentless on-screen carnage would merit a 15 certificate. Before all of the slavering jaws and severed limbs, the fifth instalment in the series doesn't justify the decision by filmmakers to cleave Meyer's final book in two a la Harry Potter. Substance is woefully lacking and there are only so many slow-motion smooches that can paper over the cracks before the most ardent members of Team Edward and Team Jacob will start to look nervously at their watches. Part 2 begins with Bella (Kristen Stewart) re-awakening as a vampire. Opening scenes visualise her heightened senses: the sound of a spider spinning its web, the music of a passing breeze, a trickle of a bead of water succumbing to gravity. She sees and hears everything, contentedly falling back into the arms of lover Edward (Robert Pattinson). Soon after, best friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner) arrives and is taken aback by Bella's rejuvenation. "I didn't expect you to seem so... 'you'... except for the creepy eyes," he grins. Jacob confesses to Bella that he has imprinted on their half mortal, half vampire offspring, Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy). Once the young mother recovers from the shock and accepts Jacob as her daughter's protector, Bella and Edward settle into domestic bliss with the rest of the Cullen clan: Dr Carlisle (Peter Facinelli), Esme (Elizabeth Reaser), Alice (Ashley Greene), Rosalie (Nikki Reed), Emmett (Kellan Lutz) and Jasper (Jackson Rathbone). Alas, joy is short-lived when Edward's cousin Irina (Maggie Grace) mistakenly identifies Renesmee as an immortal child - an abomination under ancient vampire law. Irina reports her fears to the Volturi, the vampire counsel led by Aro (Michael Sheen), Caius (Jamie Campbell Bower) and Marcus (Christopher Heyerdahl), and they amass an army including sibling guards Jane (Dakota Fanning) and Alec (Cameron Bright) and enforcers Demetri (Charlie Bewley) and Felix (Daniel Cudmore). Aside from the impressive final showdown, Breaking Dawn - Part 2 feels like the dying, rasping breaths of a cash cow being milked dry. Stewart and Pattinson stare dreamily into each other's eyes to an angst-heavy soundtrack of Green Day, Ellie Goulding, Christina Perri and Feist and make gushing declarations - "I'm never going to get tired of this!" - that inspire wry smiles in light of tabloid revelations. Lautner appeases fans with another scene of gratuitous nudity while Sheen devours the very expensive scenery as the bloodsucking elder with an unquenchable thirst for slaughter. A protracted montage of the leading couple in clinches is yet more filler but Condon does deliver one nice touch by individually honouring actors from all five films as he fades to black. Credit where it's due.

• Genre: Adventure Drama Fantasy Romance Adaptation
• Cast:Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Dakota Fanning, Michael Sheen, Peter Facinelli, Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz, Maggie Grace.
• Director:Bill Condon.
• Writer:Melissa Rosenberg.
• Country:US
• Duration:115
• Official Site:www.breakingdawn-themovie.com
• Release:16/11/2012